| Dear Xanga,
You have been great. But you're getting old, and i think it's time I lay you to rest and move on to bigger and better things. Have a fantastic life in heaven.
Yours Truly,
ALEXXXXXXXX
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| SO ME N TYLER HAD A LIFE-CHANGING CONVO....
tapin4birdie72: it feels like gelatin
BlueGolfCart07: BIANCA knows what im talkin about
BlueGolfCart07: YAAAAA
tapin4birdie72: what about veronica?!?!!?
tapin4birdie72: i shoujldnt have brought her up
tapin4birdie72: im sorry
tapin4birdie72: i wish i was white sometimes...
BlueGolfCart07: dude
BlueGolfCart07: i cant believe u talk about her still
BlueGolfCart07: she pisses me off
BlueGolfCart07: and makes my rocket ship crash in the land of flying cotton cubes
BlueGolfCart07: didnt u no that
tapin4birdie72: sorry
tapin4birdie72: i forgot
BlueGolfCart07: its okay dude
BlueGolfCart07: just dont forget next time
tapin4birdie72: didnt it piss you off knowing that she hooked up with 4 diff guys, all that were 3 yrs older than her, just the week b4?
BlueGolfCart07: I KNOW!!!!!!!
BlueGolfCart07: the week before we had our beautiful baby scott tapin4birdie72: i know
tapin4birdie72: scott was a gorgeous kid
tapin4birdie72: he had that dark brown curly hair
tapin4birdie72: and his complextion was that of a swans ass
BlueGolfCart07: oh but it was a glorious swan
BlueGolfCart07: yes it was
tapin4birdie72: yesss
BlueGolfCart07: how hoaught
tapin4birdie72: pretty much
tapin4birdie72: i saw him
BlueGolfCart07: and urh eart stopped
tapin4birdie72: sitting there uncongruously and i had to see what was happnin tapin4birdie72: sorry
tapin4birdie72: i had to tell you though
BlueGolfCart07: dude its okay
tapin4birdie72: i didnt feel rite holding back the secret to making perfect smores
tapin4birdie72: oh wow
tapin4birdie72: its cool
tapin4birdie72: im proud of you
BlueGolfCart07: but u gotta understand... it smelled like a dead tornados methane
tapin4birdie72: im sure we will find our biscuits in the yeti's house.
BlueGolfCart07: i dont know i was lookin in there the other day all i found was betty crocker boxes and the ingredients to water
tapin4birdie72: oh well i have decided that technically if you dont use the D-pad theres no way to acheive a time lower than 3:41:09 its just like an epiphnay that only appers on the 60th friday of march
BlueGolfCart07: is that the key to beating the intergalactic stage of zelda? i was always using the analog stick and all i ever got was to the pudding flavored teleprompter and a sack of coal on my doorstep
tapin4birdie72: well only if the subcontinental ballistic conquistador reaches the time portal in an accentuate p-value of 3.97 which verifies that the standard deviation of the neglegent digit which in a ,martians case would be the number A
BlueGolfCart07: oh really?
tapin4birdie72: no
tapin4birdie72: not at all
poor xanga. its getting old. i love the people that comment....and for those who dont comment, your probably gonna get attacked by a velociraptor sometime in the near future. k bye
ALEXXXXXX |
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| so yeah, i just got home from golf....it was like 30 degrees and windy. it sucked. i keep updating and no one comments. i think im just gonna quit this thing soon. now i gotta do hw so bye
ALEXXXXXXXXXXX |
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| tonight i was sitting here bored and something very serious crossed my mind:
someday, the world is going to run out of frozen chocolate chip waffles
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| wad up errrbody!!!
iz jus holdin it dowwnn in da TC rite nowww ya heard! errthings kina boring rite noww, and nawt too much goin down so if alla u'z bobbleheadz cood hit me up wit sum commentizzles dat wood be mor dan apreeshiated yo! i be out! HOLLA HOLLA!
ALEXXXXXXXX
^^KEEPIN IT KRUNK^^
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